today I peeled duct tape off someones hat and joked about eating it and he said hed eat it if i didnt so i ate the fuckigm tape and then our friend who was watching deepthroated a glowstick so i started trying to do it better than him and this is why boys have shorter lifespans
i saw a post the other day which said that “john green isn’t the problem. john green fans are the problem” and i don’t know where it is but basically the opposite of that is the truth and why am i even surprised anymore that people are so willing to place the blame back on the shoulders of teen girls??
what if modern au yeerk pool had wifi and it was just called Yeerk Wifi because they figured wifi names were weird enough nobodyd question it
and then Marco tries to go on imgur during school and sees it as a wifi option and that’s how they realize where it is
Do you guy remember that time they typed ‘yeerk’ into a search engine and found a cannibal